With These Unicorn Sex Toys, Magical Orgasms Are Only A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away

If you’ve been feeling like adding a little more magic to your sex life lately, but don’t know how, look no further. Thanks to one very creative sex toy company, a line of unicorn horn sex toys have just been released so that you can finally fulfill all your magical fantasies. While they might look like a children’s toy upon first glance, (parents, they’re not!)  these colorful toys are actually meant to give adults the kind of orgasms you could only achieve with a little big of magic.

Fetishes. People are into some pretty bizarre things when it comes to sex. There’s a fetish forum for just about anything on Reddit, and sex toy companies are starting to catch on that they could be making a pretty penny off of people’s strangest fetishes.

Sex toys. Perhaps the perfect example of this is the release of sex toy company Geeky Sex Toys’ newest line of products— unicorn horn sex toys. That’s right. Like, the mythical creature that gallops around in magical forests and throws up glitter. Someone actually saw the horns on their heads and thought “This would make a great sex toy!”

Magical orgasms. At first glance, these iridescent purple, pink, and pearl colored toys look like actual toys. But don’t let the pretty aesthetics of this product fool you. “This legendary mysteriously mystical [sex toy] will help stimulate the most magical orgasms. The suction cup allows for more adventurous role play, creating your very own fairy tale ending,” reads the product’s description on their web page.

Design. The horn measures just over seven inches in length, and is about five and a half inches wide, with the tip getting progressively thinner towards the end. They are made of silicone and it’s spiral design gives you an extra bit of texture guaranteed to bring you a unique kind of pleasure.

Discreet. Each toy costs $50, and is available in all three colors on the Geeky Sex Toys website. And if you’re concerned that your neighbors will judge you when you get your delivery, you have nothing to fear because the website also promises discreet delivery. “There is no information on the parcel that would in any way identify it as an adult toy. So to the outside world your parcel looks like a very plain and boring box,” says the website.

Weird products. While the product might be surprising for some, those who are familiar with the company that makes them is probably not phased by it at all. The company is known for it’s bizarre sex toys, including one sex toy that looks like an alien and another that’s in the shape of a sword.

Pokemon. But perhaps their best known line is the one that was inspired by the Pokemon craze that erupted last summer. There’s one based on Bulbasaur, another inspired by Squirtle, one by Charmander, and lastly, one modeled after Pikachu. The prices range from $50 to $69 and are perfect for that nerdy yet endlessly horny friend of yours.

Other companies. While the company seems to have no boundaries when it comes to the kinds of things they base their sex toys off, there are other companies out there that are also utilizing unicorns as their inspiration when it comes to sex toys. What is it about unicorns that gets people so hot?

what you think they have— butt plugs meant to look like pony tails when you insert them. According to their website, this toy is a “whimsical handcrafted anal plug with a luminous twist of Reignbow sparkle through the center and a vibrantly colored, flowing Ponytail.”

Butt plugs. These butt plugs also come in different colors and are perfect for channeling your inner unicorn. You know, if that’s what you’re into. Other people have recreated their own versions of the plugs and switched out the fur for multi colored streamers instead.

Films. Ironically enough, unicorn adult films are a real thing. According to Cosmopolitan, the films themselves don’t have so much to do with the sex, rather its a way for people to tap into their animalistic sides and unleash their wildest fantasies.

Film. One woman writes via Cosmopolitan about how she directed her own unicorn adult film, which featured the infamous pony butt plugs, but also a wide array of horse-themed sex toys like a leather saddle and some gags. It’s safe to say we can all assume how these toys would be used in the long run.

Script. ”As I wrote my script, I drew upon the perversions and pleasures that accompany pony play, like trotting around a stable wearing pony gear and bit gags, the joy of wearing a long horse tail butt plug, and the sensation of said horsetail swaying back and forth as a dominant stings the bare ass of their submissive with a single tail whip. This was a fantasy I understood, one I found a deep resounding pleasure in,”writes Madison Young via Cosmopolitan.

Extra magic. The film was supposed to be feminine, kinky, and unique which at the end of the day she explains not everyone could understand. Regardless, we can probably all agree that a little extra magic would do some good in the world, even if it does come in the form of a butt plug.

You. Would you ever test out any of these sex toys? Why or why not? Let us know what you think of them!