You channel surf right after sex. If your orgasm shuts you down, then you may be losing your sexual drive. A sexual experience should last even after climaxing. Cuddle, hang out, sweet talk... just don't grab the remote.
Same old, same old. Instead of spicing things up in the bedroom, you've become comfortable with routine. It's safe and it gets you off. Unfortunately, that's not hot, it's not exciting and it's bound to dry you up faster than a puddle in a drought.
Your sex toys are gathering dust. You don't have to be a total sex maniac, but whipping out a dildo or some fuzzy handcuffs every now and then to bring into the bedroom won't hurt. When you ignore your sex toys, you cast your bedroom in a cloud of sexless gloom.
Your sex schedules are off. When partners have sex, it's best when their schedules are in sync. Otherwise, it can become difficult to do the deed. If you're not even bothering trying to sync your schedules, that's saying a lot.
Grooming has become a thing of the past. If you're with someone, they'll love you with or without a bush. The thing is, though, it never hurts to surprise them. If you're single, then you either have a type or you just don't care anymore.
You'd rather binge on Netflix than go out. When you're out, there's a decent chance you'll find someone who's just as DTF as you are. When you're in, it's not as likely. It's also a good sign that you just don't care anymore.
You'd rather eat than have sex. A lot of people can relate to this, but usually on a comical level. They take it lightly. But you honestly could care less if you ever get laid again. You just want to kick back with your pizza and go down on that mozzarella.
You hate when friends bring up sex. This means you'll have to talk about sex. But you don't want to talk about sex. You're tired of sex. You're not feeling sex. Everything's always about sex. Sex, sex, sex.
You make the excuse that you're too busy for sex. It's understandable that sometimes sex needs to take a backseat to life, but it shouldn't disappear altogether. There's no way that you're too busy to take your pants off and rub your genitals on someone else's. That's just hogwash.
You masturbate when your partner's not around. Maybe it's because you're bored or maybe it's because you don't feel like putting in the effort for actual sex. Whatever the reason may be, you still end alone and playing with yourself instead of becoming intimate with another human.
You're never up for experiencing. You'll never know if you like something until you've tried it. That applies especially to sex. For some reason, however, you never push the boundaries. You play everything close to the chest, as though you're afraid of stepping out of your comfort zone.
You hardly put effort into your appearance. If anyone wants to attract someone, they need to do their best at looking presentable. It's universal. When you're not, you're basically telling yourself that you could care less if you hook up with someone or not (though you know you'd rather not).
You're just not feeling sex anymore. There was a time when someone would just mention sex and you'd be ready to pounce. Now, it just doesn't have that effect. If anything, it just stresses you out or makes you feel uncomfortable. That's definitely saying a lot.
You're always too tired for sex. If you don't consider sex a pick-me-up, then you're doing something wrong. Sex shouldn't be an obligation, it should be something that you strive towards, because it's healthy and it's fun. When you treat it like an issue, it'll only spell disaster.
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